What are your favorite one-liners from Harry Potter? (sopuli.xyz)

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SILENCE!!!!! Dumbledore

HARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?! Lilly Potter

[butthead breathing] Dementors

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"This series has been canceled"

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

When the villain billionaire stomps on a minority and says "I love it when a plan comes together."

[-] m33@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have a theory that Lilly screaming Harry is actually an orgasmic live birth whilst Mr. Smith from the Matrix tented his fingers and trousers behind the scenes in the private Director's box "surveying" it all thru his horn-rim shades, his breathing shallow yet conspicuous and hauntint like that of a dementor

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Ye'r a Jedi, Harry

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Luke, I am your Father!

Darth Vader never actually said that in any of the Harry Potter movies or books

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Not my daughter, you bitch!

It's a great character moment for the Weasley matriarch.

[-] icystar@lemmy.cif.su 3 points 2 days ago

Never seen or read harry potter.

Always looked lame to me.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

happy cake day, bébé 👉👈. You've tanned...📸

[-] iii@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”

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