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I created the weirdest political compass (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

[-] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 month ago

System vs Toy?

[-] littlebigendian@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

The hardest hitting rage bait I've seen all year

[-] marsza@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

Typescript, a language. Hah.

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[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

My man put EMCAScript like Oracle was gonna C&D 😅

[-] jkercher@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Odin mentioned!

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points 1 month ago

scala?

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[-] seth_arimainyu@ieji.de 2 points 1 month ago

@ZILtoid1991 well, according to this, I'll learn Go.

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 1 month ago

I started using Go a few months ago, I'm loving it so far. Simple, gets the job done, stays out of your way.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What do you looking for in a programming language? Maybe I can suggest something better.

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[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

What is Fortran's actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.

[-] m33@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Sadly, as always, Lisp is put in parenthesis and doesn't show here

[-] mesamunefire@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

I like it

[-] dave@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Among this chart's many other issues raised elsewhere, Ada is in totally the wrong place. Probably more system than Rust right now, and definitely not obsolete.

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