Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.
“Can I get a sundae?”
“Sorry, the VM is broken.”
Ah yes, the upcoming McAndroid Sundae is gonna be using this language, actually!
What the hell, man. I saw this out of the corner of my eye and thought it's the Java logo. Then I actually look at it and think to myself that it doesn't look like the Java logo at all. Then I read the text and it also jokes about it looking like the Java logo.
I guess, it's the colors and swirly lines and being vaguely cup-shaped?
I'd say it has more similarity to this version, with the colors and all:
But I imagine most people are used to seeing it much smaller, which makes the overall shape and colors more impactful on triggering the "this looks the same" vibe.
This is exactly how I think Amazon Cornetto looks like
time to play minecraft on an icecream
Ah yes the Sundae Programming Language™️
Surprised Oracle's lawyers weren't all over this
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