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[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

They’re close but not quite there yet

Here is the true world as it is written in scriptures

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 hours ago

Based on the earliest beliefs in Jesus, he was crucified in the firmament, not on earth. Makes sense for an apocalyptical sect of Jews (Essenes). John the Baptist ("Now John was clothed with camel’s hair and wore a leather belt around his waist and ate locusts and wild honey."), Peter, and James the Just were all likely Essenes.

Go check out those Dead Sea Scrolls and learn some things about the group that likely founded your faith before it got highjacked by Paul, who completely bastardized it.

While you're at it, learn about Marcion Sinope, the first to publish a New Testament.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Now John was clothed with camel’s hair and wore a leather belt around his waist and ate locusts and wild honey

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

Cool, cool... So, when þe sun sets and rises... does it take a submarine þrough þe abyss, or a tunnel þrough þe Earth?

[-] Two9A@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Appreciate the commitment to use of the thorn, but you know þ and ð are different sounds, right?

"þrough ðe Earþ" etc.

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

By 1066, thorn had completely replaced eth for boþ sounds in English, and it remained so þrough þe Middle English period until moveable type and Belgian typesets, which didn't come wiþ thorn. Þey did, however, come wiþ "Y" which looked like "Ƿ", which is what thorn had been turning into. So "Ye Olde" was always pronounced "The Old", "Y" standing in for thorn, which by þat point had been written for þe voiced dental fricative for centuries.

TL;DR: Only in Icelandic, or before 1066, by which point thorn had completely replaced eth in English.

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 3 points 10 hours ago

Unrelated: why do you use "þ" instead of "th"? I've seen a few of your comments and it always trips me up.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It was ðat English letter's stated purpose to make a dental fricative sound, and I guess OP wants to bring it back. Which, honestly, would be cool.

[-] cravl@slrpnk.net 11 points 14 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the “waters above” are referring to clouds, not a fricking sky ocean. 😅 But yeah, Old Testament can sound weird without doing a lot of study to understand what the symbolism is. (Which I have done very little of, to be fair.)

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I mean, Ancient Hebrew knowledge of the water cycle was non-existent, because of course it was. They also reference springs just kind of bringing up ocean water for no reason like depicted in this. This isn't like when they say "40" to mean a lot, and people claiming otherwise are probably selling something.

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 12 hours ago

Well considering the main creation story in other nearby cultures at the time also say the world was originally all water, I’d imagine it isn’t so much symbolism as it is the fact that water falls from the sky occasionally and typically looks blue.

The Enūma Eliš mentions that originally there was just water. Much like the creation story in Genesis the gods eventually separate the waters and expose land. Also curiously, the story is recorded across seven tablets and has a few more similarities with Genesis and other aspects of Judaism like man being a fallen creature (though due to man being made from the corpse of an evil god or because the gods were worried, not due to women lol)

Also, the oldest creation story I’m aware of is The Sumerian Creation Myth which also references the “cosmic freshwater ocean” and says man lives in the lower region of this ocean. The noise of humanity annoys the main god so he sends the flood from the upper ocean. But one god warns a man of this so the man builds a boat and fills it with animals. Remind you of any bible story?

Point is that even the Torah is a likely derivative work combining more ancient myths from other cultures. Because the original cultures reference the waters more as an actual physical ocean in a non-symbolic way, Id say the Bible story was meant to be literal. Almost all symbolism derived from the stories therein is likely interpretation only.

I suppose the Hebrew scholars collecting these stories could have viewed them in a more symbolic way, but the first text I referenced is a few years younger than the Torah and still references oceans in a more physical way. So, I’d imagine their meanings were initially similar.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Ok, but clouds, damns, waters above, or sky oceans - why would anyone write down the sun & stars being in front of the clouds/sky river?

Wouldn't ppl reading that just like, you know, look up & go 'well that's not what I see, what else here is bs'?

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 17 hours ago

Definitely need to invest in a boat

[-] Klear@quokk.au 7 points 16 hours ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

Big enough for one gigantic multi-ecosystem orgy.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 hours ago

(Reasonable genetic diversity not included, fuck your parents or siblings I guess)

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Gene pool the size (& quality) of the sweat & santorum puddle after the orgy.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Maybe roughly the size of the Titanic, in cubits.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 21 points 17 hours ago

So there’s oceans at the bottom and above us? Are we in some kind of bubble now? What happens if the firmament leaks water down into the bubble? Will it fill up, and where does the air go? Has the Waters above the firmament ocean a surface? And whats above that surface?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 hours ago

It's literally what happens in the story of Noah.

where does the air go?

Hmm. They had bellows, and knew what air is, so that's actually a period-appropriate question. Maybe Sheol can be pressurised, or maybe Noah just didn't notice the air getting thicker.

The rest is just a version of "what's outside the universe", which applies to real cosmology too.

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Has the Waters above the firmament ocean a surface? And whats above that surface?

'How about we explore the area above that surface later?'

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 13 points 15 hours ago
[-] witheyeandclaw@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 16 hours ago

The firmament did open and leak. That's why we don't live as long as Methusaleh anymore, silly.

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 3 points 16 hours ago

now

Now? No. Back then? Yes, the writing says so.

[-] ooli3@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago

That is exactly why the "Floodgate" are here

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

Let that sink in: They installed a mechanism to intentionally flood our underwater cave!

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It's pretty on-brand for Talmudic god, honestly.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 15 hours ago

Honestly if this were like Tolkien/LeGuin-style fantasy, it would be considered good lore !

[-] cloudless@piefed.social 12 points 17 hours ago

Still more feasible than flat earth.

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 11 points 17 hours ago

Is the abyss just more water?

Did James Cameron plagerise the Torah?

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 points 17 hours ago

It should be fine. The copyright expired some thousand years ago.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

Tell that to a certain "country".

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 10 hours ago

You leave Andorra out of this, alright?

[-] Waffle@infosec.pub 7 points 16 hours ago

I'll be in the Sheol, if y'all need me!

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

takes wrong turn and ends up at Shul.

hope you brought stuff for the potluck

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

we live in a bubble

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