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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by neidu3@sh.itjust.works to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

Every person affected by this curse will once during their lifetime have an onion fall and hit the top of their head. It will happen at the most inconvenient time possible, such as:

  • While driving to the interview for your dream job stressed out and late in heavy traffic.
  • While leaning in to kiss your crush after a surprisingly successful date.
  • While giving birth to the next generation of onion targets.
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[-] egrets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Whoa there, Edmund Blackadder.

[-] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Onion targets πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

[-] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Please update the post title to start with 'Mild Curse:'

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago
[-] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'd it a mouldy onion? Cause that probably ups it to an unpleasant curse

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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