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Oh gawrsh! Oh gawrsh!
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(If you know you know)
Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
I've arrived all over ye 😩
"Golly Mr., that's one big penis you've got there!"
Please censor crass obscenities such as “g*lly” while online! Some of us had to take a selfie just to see this post because of that recklessness
Goofy does porn
I wanna hyuk you like an animal.
There once was a frog named Kermit, who dated Mrs Piggy, and every other wednesday night they get bizzy....
Meet the Feebles
Pørn, there's a difference.
I hate the wrong use of ø. I'm guessing it's the same for people using ņ in their language.
Especially because this nonsense is caused by the corporate driven Anglo-puritan censorship.
And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us
I dislike the self censorship, but I don't mind that it's half assed. Given that it's apparently enough to defeat OCR and not meant to demonstrate the morals of the poster, I see no need for the whole ass to get involved.
However, I do appreciate your efforts to reverse the damage.
"puurnyeh"
Gesundheit!
it's 짤방 to protect from censorship. blame algo
It's Latvian for /ɲ/ so I'm guessing a pronunciation of /pørɲ/
I kinda want to see some "golly, gee wiz, jeepers" porn now.
Jeepers!
Hecking yeah
pørn
Whatever happened to "pr0n"?
Also Ø is not a fancy O, neither is Ö btw https://youtube.com/shorts/S8XE2eig6Hs
If you hold down the "o" key on Android you can select 'ø'. Not that that really means anything.
If you choose Danish you get a separate key for it. That's kinda handy when your first language uses that.
Username checks out
Imagine being danish. Could not be me
Tf is a 'pyurn' director?
When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"
One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.
I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.
I briefly worked at a small phone repair shop that didn't see much foot traffic or get many calls, but we also had a mandatory line to say when answering the phone. I don't remember the line, but it was a little more than "thanks for calling X, how can I help you?"
Anyway, once I was very tired on shift and got a call, but totally butchered the line, messing it up immediately, then correcting myself with plenty of "uhm" and "sorry, I mean ... " added. Eventually I realized there was no recovering, gave up and just stopped talking. After that there was a long silence, followed by the sound of someone laughing their ass off.
Turns out I was fortunate - it was my then-girlfriend calling, rather than a customer or manager or something. When she stopped laughing she said "do you want to try that again?"
Reminds me of the guy that did a really popular ama on reddit because he was a cast member that played Goofy. The ama itself was really wholesome, but if you look at his profile he's extremely horny on main.
Gooby please
Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.
No lie — give me:
Leave it to beaver, Sesame Street, Live action Dora, Signing Time,
Not sure if it’s lust, but they have a special place in my awakening.
Gee whiz
"Oh, gee whiz, here comes the me whiz!"
“Jeepers, you sure can gobble cock like a gosh-darn champ!”
It's pr0n
Is that you, Orel?
Too much moxy in your garter, that's your trouble.
Yet another argument for c/wholesomeporn
RO BOY, RAGGY
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