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[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 121 points 5 days ago

another good one to sneak in there... thai zero-width space: U+200B

cant see it, nothing reads it, and it makes everything error. : D

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 33 points 5 days ago

Hmm .. we should start collecting these.

Anyone know of an existing list?

[-] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Came here to say fuck the zero width space. I spent 90 hours in the depths of solr looking for this fucker who brought down our entire search index.

[-] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

I deal with shy hyphens a lot. They don’t display unless there’s a line break, so they get copied from various word docs or websites and end up in a database somewhere waiting to piss me off.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 5 days ago

I'm guessing that they pasted code from inside Microsoft Word.

[-] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

No. CMS updated to support new character set while solr did not. Not enough sanitization.

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[-] anton@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

‏The right to left mark (U+2000F) can also be fun.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Before I went to the comments I wished no one mentioned that. As a DBA I fucking hate you...

[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

i am an SDET. this character destroys DBs... i am sorry :(

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 75 points 6 days ago

Pretty much any ide will spot that. Maybe you can use it to teach your colleagues not to use a plain text editor.

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 28 points 6 days ago

I'm gonna need the vi guy to teach me how to get this functionality in nvim pls--don't make me leave

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

The plugin YouCompleteMe would show a warning on that line

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

Thank you masterchief Veidt! (I had to do it, best name ever)

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[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 11 points 5 days ago

You can pry my vim and nano from my cold, dead hands!

^(I use an ide sometimes)^

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

In VSCode (yeah yeah MS bad, I have to use it for work) it puts a yellow box around the charcater, which I don't immediately recognize the meaning of and highlights the line as "identifier "blah;" is undefined". It's not like your gunna spend all day on it, but that could waste a couple minutes if the dev wasn't paying close attention, which is "fun prank" territory.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago

Can you choose to use VSCodium instead? It's practically identical, but isn't controlled by MS.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

The reason it's de facto mandatory is due to some in house extensions, assuming they work with this I could, but I also don't particularly care about my privacy on a work machine. But I will be checking this out for my personal stuff!

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

The extensions should work still. It even still integrates with the same extention marketplace. It's the same software, just the open source part without the MS stuff —which honestly, I have and do use both and I don't know what the difference is.

It's definitely worth checking out. If it doesn't work for you then still nothing is lost except a small amount of time, but I'm willing to bet it does.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 5 days ago

That's the plain text editor Helix. In a terminal. Over ssh. On my phone. Which I can do because I'm not using a dumb IDE.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

Developing on a phone sounds like one of the most unpleasant experiences I can imagine. And I include dinner with my ex.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 5 days ago

It absolutely would be. It is, on the other hand, occasionly useful to be able to pop in and change a config file, many of which are actually Turing complete languages. What I do far more often, though, is SSH into remote, headless servers and write code there, which is exactly the same as doing it from a phone, only much more comfortable.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

With screen mirroring and USB OTG mouse /keyboard it's totally possible.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

So not really on a phone, using a phone as a CPU. You may as well get yourself a computer and work in a proper IDE. You'll be just as mobile and more productive!

[-] barubary@infosec.exchange 3 points 5 days ago

CPU? It's called a modem!!

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 days ago

Okay fuck you op

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Any half-decent editor/IDE/command line tool will scream at you about this; plus there's version control which should help you spot it as well.

[-] AddLemmus@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

With the "wonderful" tooling at work, we use Skype for Business. Naturally, that is not the primary place to send around code and configs, but a 1-liner or 2-liner happens.

You can't believe the nonsense it does when you try to copy & paste it. Spaces get turned into non-breaking spaces etc. Looks completely normal when pasted directly into vim on a console, but will give "odd" error messages.

[-] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago
[-] AddLemmus@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

At this point, even Microsoft wants them to stop using it, but they are stubborn and try to keep it running until they turn off the lights the hard way.

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[-] scott@lemmy.org 20 points 6 days ago
[-] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 11 points 5 days ago

Tried to figure out which was which by googling, but it seems they are both read as semi colon, however you can see the difference in the characters. Wild

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[-] paequ2@lemmy.today 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

IDE users pretending compilers don't exist.

$ guix shell gcc

[env]$ g++ test.cpp 
test.cpp:4:16: warning: `0;' is not in NFC [-Wnormalized=]
    4 |         return 0<U+037E>
      |                ^~~~~~~~~
test.cpp: In function ‘int main()’:
test.cpp:4:16: error: unable to find numeric literal operator ‘operator"";’
test.cpp:4:18: error: expected ‘;’ before ‘}’ token
    4 |         return 0;
      |                  ^
      |                  ;
    5 | }
      | ~

Look ma, no IDE! 😸

[-] unyons@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago

This is indeed some next-level fuckery.

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

chill, satan.

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

There is no wise way to use that information.

But the foolish ones could be entertaining.

[-] scott@lemmy.org 5 points 6 days ago

What exactly do you think you can do with this?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago

Chaotic evil linting rules

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Take someone’s source code, replace all semi colons with Greek question marks and see if they can compile. But as others said, any IDE will help.

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Not all! Just one or two per file.

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[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

mess with whoever has the least modern ide? I'm sure there's something else too hold on

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago

Would probably be more effective to mess with Linux config files that use semicolons. Especially if it's run as a daemon because Systemctl doesn't always return helpful error messages for configuration errors.

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