I guess I'm also batshit crazy.
It's Twitter. Who cares if people can't tweet for an hour.
I'm with Elon on this, don't overcomplicate the closing of a data center.
That manager, when asked to do it in 90 days, if s/he was competent should have said: I'll do it, but you'll have to accept a downtime risk.
(But aside from this entertaining story, I do think Elon lost his shine. Wasting $40B on twitter and sabotaging Ukraine while simping for Putin and Trump and not paying taxes... yeah, get rekt Elon).