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[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 12 points 1 day ago

The Screencap almost made me think this was an early 90s game.

[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 days ago

More evidence of how goody-two-shoes the crew is, they never cheat. These are people who would die to not kill someone who is trying to murder them. Intentional and great world building.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 31 points 2 days ago

Geordi outright told them he looks at the cards, but only after the hand is over. I would still argue that counts as cheating since it lets him get a better idea for when the others are bluffing.

[-] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

He did one game, but advised Worf to get cards that are opaque.

[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

Perhaps, though if he admitted it to the crew and they're ok with it, it's not necessarily in the spirit of cheating.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Data should pretty much never lose though. Someone over at reddit Daystrum Institute has done several write ups of why the poker doesn't make any sense most of the times we see it

https://old.reddit.com/r/DaystromInstitute/comments/8zs1pr/analyzing_the_worstplayed_hand_of_poker_that_we/

[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Brilliant analysis. I do agree with one of the replies saying the game is less about winning and more about a fun social experience (except Word who is taking it seriously).

[-] plyth@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There is no best strategy for unlimited poker. But how to play that game in a world without money?

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Chips represent sexual favors.

I'd imagine it's like Penny Poker, you do it for fun using basically worthless chips to represent your score so to speak

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

If only we could agree such ideals make us stronger as a species, least be honest with each other... And hopefully others if we get to meet them.

[-] teft@piefed.social 126 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not “most likely”. He can definitely see through the cards since he mentions it to Worf in an episode. He only does it after the hand is played but even that could be considered cheating since he might be able to tell what your bluffs look like.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Oh that's definitely cheating

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 49 points 2 days ago

Geordi can't cheat, because he's always single.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This comment was a violation of the Prime Directive.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I wonder how difficult it would be to craft an omniscient AI that could pretend to be obtuse enough to enjoy playing a game of chance with?

(I'm sure somebody has pondered this at length and is ready to fill me in)

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Easier just to have a normal non-omniscient AI.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A logical response.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago

The man takes risks on the reg, just to feel something.

Every fucking time he ends up as (temp) captain it's some huge gamble

When he ends up commanding the ENT-D he always ends up losing control of the ship

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

No one loses control of the D like Riker.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Riker: My D... It's out of control!

[-] Poayjay@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

Are you implying that they are letting him win?!

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 days ago

He’s the boss. Of course they let him win.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

You shut your mouth.

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 15 points 2 days ago

You don't count cards in poker. That's blackjack

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 20 points 2 days ago

With his hands and then every card revealed he can in fact count the cards and calculate the probability. As well as profile every players past games and day to day life.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It doesn't require counting cards, as he there isn't any long term play (blackjack uses the same initial decks for multiple rounds).

But you're right that he could calculate probabilities of each person having other hands. However, the thing with poker is that it's about bluffing and choosing when/when not to take risks. He could build profiles for each person, but that assumes a consistent plan/strategy.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Keeping track of the odds with a single deck doesn't take a positronic brain. Anyone could do it with some practice.

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You can't count cards when there is a shuffle after every hand. He could theoretically track the shuffle, but that's an entirely different thing.

[-] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

But he could analyze the shuffle in real time and know the order of the cards.

imperfect shuffling

[-] karmiclychee@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

The best player unless Crusher is at the table.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Is Data playing, though, or just dealing?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Is he dealing or is he just coping?

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago

Is he coping or just surviving?

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Is he just surviving or eye-of-the-tigering?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Is he eye of the tigering or subconsciously stacking the deck to pass a message to himself in future iterations of a temporal causality loop?

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Is data an AI that everyone hates?

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

data is usually also playing, theres a whole episode where he finds out what bluffing is

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