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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"

[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This is akin to my proposal to make baseball and hockey more entertaining.

Hockey - replace "puck" with "fuck"

Shoot the fuck

Pass the fuck

Dump the fuck

Baseball - replace the word "pitch" with "bitch"

Here comes the bitch

That bitch was high

The bitch is outside

[-] moseschrute@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

AGI: co-general-caine

this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2025

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