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Who Is A Good Boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

This is a vital PSA thanks. Don't forget to pet their dog after you grab the wallet.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Wow, that's kinda fucked up, you won't even give the dog a fair cut? Where's their steak? Their treat?

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 days ago

I tried following my cat and all he lead me to was his food bowl.

[-] dangling_cat 9 points 6 days ago

Free food bowl

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago
[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 days ago

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is ~~crying~~ peeing.”

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

"Because of something you did."

'Being sexy',he said. I guess the. Catholic church (and also every other one) wasn't as corrupt as we thought?

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I read a lot of these in that voice.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 6 days ago

If a dog approaches you alone make it FOLLOW YOU and you'll have a free dog.

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

THAT is the way!

[-] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago
[-] trslim@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago

Gotta make those human leather capes somehow.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No, we would see the potential of beautiful leather.

Edit: and kidneys, if we're quick. Mwulybe a lung. A heart or putting them into the destructive brain upload machine to make cool robots, maybe. Plus meat. Use every part of the victim!

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