But how else will I feel superior and generally much more intelligent than other people?

Yes to everything except the advocados. I hate superfoods and what they do to the soil.

Excellent. More of this sentiment please.

Also, it's important for everyone to feel comfortable expressing their dislike for things, so long as jumping on hateful-bandwagons isn't a source of social credit.

My tiny shrivelled flower of joy comes from relentlessly criticizing.

An eye for an eye ✊😠

We should. Yes please.

Wishful thinking, unfortunately.

Read up on the climate effects of eating avocado

Sure. What about pineapple on pizza though? I mean you gotta draw the line somewhere.