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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 38 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HappyFrog 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd also be disappointed if I got syrup instead of cum >:(

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Waffle already sounds genital...y

Twat waffle was there though

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 15 points 2 weeks ago

Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago
[-] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 2 weeks ago

ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That'll be $8.95 pull up to the back of the dumpster

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 5 points 2 weeks ago

I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

it tastes better when it's for free

[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Damn inflation, in my time that would have been three fitty. No more, not less.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh thank goodness I've been dying for a shit for like 20 minutes

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

And it's after 10 AM

[-] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

That twatwaffle looks tasty.

[-] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

It makes it look like too many sets of lips. It's bothering me...

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You do!ln't have endless recursive labia? What do you fold over your teeth? Are they just open to the air at all times? How do you avoid cavities and them, like, falling out?

[-] cyborganism@piefed.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Gaxsun@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Never thought this'd be this relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BMS6LIw8Q

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can tell you, they're not very good waffles. It was a funny interaction ordering it though.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

-FlexibleToast

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

As long as it isn't a blue waffle, I'll eat it

Could only find a French dubbed clip

[-] ramenbelly@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

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