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they can't even fucking perform a frontal lobotomy correctly.
it's an ice pick and a small hammer.
they can't even be proper dumbasses.
hard to do with no brain to target
"Drill, baby, drill" - Donald J. Trump
There was a sudden whooph sound as pressure equalized, nothing more.
Trumpanation
Please do.
Should have been other eye that went squonky.
It is good that this is marked as from the Onion. In the US, you can no longer be sure what is satire and what is "just another Trumpist did".
trepanation for the win! You need trump like you need a hole in the head!
Trump-a-nation.
You didn't get me eating any onion this time, but I'll admit that I had to look at which sub this was in before realising it was satire.
all that maga-miasma infected thier brains.
Is this... not an article and just a meme ?
MAGAmatics is the language of failure.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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