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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago

Faptory

Actually, it's just a big room with pictures of Elon Musk and the possibility to masturbate.

[-] lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi 14 points 2 weeks ago

No, they have full self driving autopilot robots that only sometimes rip your cock off

And if they do, autopilot was off that exact moment so it's your own fault

[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

But the stock goes up, up, up.

Earnings come out on the 23rd. I predict 5M in revenue and 500M in expenses.

The stock will probably hit $500.

When it finally crashes, people will be, like, “i didn’t vote for this.”

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

Can they sell the german one too please? I want their filth out of Europe.

[-] lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi 8 points 2 weeks ago

But german fap technology has elon hooked

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, German fap technnology is extremely efficient, if a little cold.

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