Moo... moo... (lemmy.world)

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[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, in Java 24 it's:

void main() { println("Hello World"); }

[-] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh that's interesting. It kinda reminds me of the C# top level statements feature.

This still creates the function main in the normal way, right?

[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The assembly would be:

Mov rax,1 Mov rdx, 0 Mov rsi, buffer Mov rdi, buffer.length Syscall Mov rax,57 Syscall

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