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[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Remember when you could lick the cake mix off the spoon as a kid? Yeah, the mechanics won't let me do that.

[-] frezik 33 points 3 days ago

It just needs to be clear and set close to the max fill line. If it's low and/or dark, it wasn't done right.

Alternatively, if you're in a place dedicated to oil changes, you can assume it wasn't done right.

[-] glups@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago

My oil always has sparkles in it, it makes my car feel pretty

[-] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

The last time I went to an oil change place, I wanted it done because I was leaving town the next day. I usually have my regular mechanic (who is excellent and honest; a rare breed) do it, or I do it myself.

The ten minute oil change took an hour and change. They tried to upsell me on a bunch of bullshit and gave me stink eye when I politely told them I just need a conventional oil change, thanks.

They overfilled it by about .75 of a quart. I had to take care of that myself before the aforementioned road trip. The car only holds about four quarts in total.

They charged twice as much as my mechanic who knows what he's doing and gives a shit. Never again.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Transmission fluid is the real “I have no idea what that means” thumbs up.

Because it should hopefully always be clear but it depends where….. and how warm…. And how clean the dipstick was….

(I recently had transmission issues and omfg there isn’t even a light on my car for low transmission fluid wtf??)

[-] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Most vehicles don't even seem to have transmission dipsticks at all, now.

[-] JordanZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A lot still do but they’re not what you’d traditionally consider a dipstick.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Fucking your car up, right before your eyes.

[-] frezik 7 points 3 days ago

Why I change my own oil. Not because I save money--generally don't even before your time is factored in--but because I know how to put on an oil pan bolt without cross threading it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

First time I changed the oil iny car, aged about 17, I put in about 10L then got fed up because it still wasn't filling up all the way to the fill cap.

Ah, red falcon, I don't miss you.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Or actually use a torque wrench to tighten the drain bolt instead of an impact. Uggy duggies!!

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They should not have it near the max fill line right after a change. Certainly not all the oil has settled and more will. Especially if they put oil in the filter before adding it like they should. If it's near max, then I guarantee more than max is actually inside there. There's a reason there's a range that's acceptable.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago

Its like when the sommelier shows you the wine bottle. You feel like a real "client"

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Ah 2024, great year!

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Just don’t smell the cork like a moron.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago

Everyone knows that if you don't eat the cork then you aren't getting your money's worth.

[-] iii@mander.xyz 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Man I love a good stick so rare these days

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Subbed. I encourage you, dear reader, to do the same.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Idk why I was expecting anything other than what that comm was, but I’m pleased to have been wrong.

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