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[-] hungryphrog 136 points 5 months ago
[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 months ago

This one is more realistic.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 55 points 5 months ago

linkedin is like designed for envy but only used for pride.

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 23 points 5 months ago

Correct. I in no way envy any of those poor half-souls who haunt LinkedIn.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

At what point does pride become delusion?

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago

We need to start a company to disrupt delusion!

[-] stay_on_target@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Truth Social seems popular with the delusional crowd.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 5 months ago
  • Lust
  • Sloth
  • Sloth
  • Sloth
  • Pride
  • Pride
  • Pride
[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

I definitely use Uber Eats because I'm hungry, not lazy. That's why I ise it exclusively from work, where I rarely get to take time for lunch, and instead have it delivered so I can mute my mic mid-meeting and eat.

I could meal-prep, but between getting up at 5am, getting home at 8pm, and helping out at my parent's place on the weekends 200 miles away, I simply don't have time to cook for work.

[-] Verqix@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Too lazy to meal prep you say?

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago

You sound overworked. At least you'll be rich?

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I work in municipal government.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Speaking from my covid lockdown era dark times, ordering on food apps is a great way to waste a fuck ton of money.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

and gain a shitload of weight

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Actually, I tend to order healthier options than what I cook. If I'm spending 30 dollars on lunch it isn't gonna be fast food. I usually go with a salad bowl or something.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Goddamn that sounds terrible.

[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Surely wrath should be Xitter?

[-] ordinarylove 11 points 5 months ago

wild that Se7en was so influential we're still seeing "seven deadly sins" memes today, the only other movie so iconic is probably The Matrix

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 points 5 months ago

Do you think it's air that you're breathing?

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I bet you also think the original "A Christmas Carol" was the one with the muppets.

[-] ordinarylove 1 points 5 months ago

that's A Muppet Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol is the socialist diatribe by Charles Dickens with all the chains and suffering that Clive Barker cribbed from for The Hellbound Heart

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Wait, you're saying that The Hellbound Heart isn't the original? Next thing you'll be trying to convince me that Pope Greg is innocent of plagiarism, because he actually didn't steal from Se7en.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago
[-] elvith@feddit.org 12 points 5 months ago

Probably right after we completed moth month

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

Please tell me that is soon.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Looking forward to sturgeon season?

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 9 points 5 months ago

Honestly, Pride could be Reddit instead

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

That's only 6 companies.

[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Facebook is wrath?? đŸ˜­

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

Where's Google, Microsoft?

[-] LorIps@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LinkedIn Parent Microsoft (2016–present)

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

I guess you better search for them.

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