It's good to be da king.

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room, didn't ya??!!? Ya bastard!"

"I am completely. Out. Of ammo."

slumps down.

"...that's never happened to me before."

They should have sent a poet.

• "Klaatu barada nikto"
• "Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha"

The first one is a classic. The second one may not be as familiar but still is a great movie ;)

Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?

"I'll be in my bunk."

https://youtu.be/xrFaTjcNzZM

• As you wish.
• If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
• I rock... And rule!... All day long! Sweet Susie! / I'm bleeding, which makes me the victor!
• I aim to misbehave.
• Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
• Come with me if you want to live!
• They mostly come at night...Mostly...
• You! SHALL NOT! PASS!!
• Whoever wrote this episode should die!
• Rebellions are built on hope.

Lol I could keep going all night if I don't stop myself and I've work in the morning. XD

(Edit: Some new ones)

• I can do this all day.
• Puny god.
• I am...inevitable.
• Hold on to your butts.
• I'm a dude, playin' a dude, disguised as another dude!

I’m in lesbians with you.

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

bitches, leave

Somebody's Gonna Have To Go Back And Get A Shitload Of Dimes...

"Hello there"

"Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind..."

"Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße"

"LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!"

"Ils sont fous, ces Romains!"

"The senate will decide your faith"

"Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner"

Do you know what they put on french fries In Holland instead of Ketchup?

You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

You know what 'ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?

Hail to the king baby.

Welcome to the party, pal!

Listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.

"I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."

"37."

Cool Beans

Who wants a mustache ride?

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

I would like to have seen Montana.

What's your favorite scary movie?

"This episode was badly written!"

Jawohl, Herr Kaleun!

Greetings programs!

I prefer to think of them fighting evil in another dimension.

This means something.

Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!

There's no fighting in the war room!

Sire! The Great Leslie escaped with a friar!... He escaped with a chicken?!!!

Of course I denied installing CCTV in the nursery! What the hell would they watch?!!!

I think what we have here... Is a failure to communicate!