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submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 10 points 6 days ago

Conserving energy is not really our thing.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

If I need more energy I'll just set something on fire

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

My favorite is to shout out, 'What are you running from!' when people jog by.

[-] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

"Therapy was also an option"

[-] theblips@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

I tried and even the shrink told me to exercise and eat better. It's so over bros

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 1 points 4 days ago

Human zoomies feel great :)

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

I can't see why anyone would down vote

[-] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Stelthi

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Depends on the animal, I suppose. A lion or a wolf would be too edgy and have rapey vibes, but a house cat or derpy good boy would be funny to me.

An octopus with Apex Predator under it while it is unscrewing a jar would own.

[-] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What if edgy is your style tho, it causes the most fun

Picture this T-shirt: Apex Predator (W)hite Wigger

You enter the room, shoulders back, tits forward, chin up, little sway in your step, all eyes on you.

It’s tempting, incredibly tempting. Leaving people in shock by your mere presence. They would gossip for days: “Remember that crazy bitch, what was that??”.

Be an anomaly in the matrix.