Humans are good

Demons are real and they live inside your computer delivering your emails and internet. Before computers they used to screw around with physicists and mathematians and break their theories but now they're too busy to do that anymore.

Not religious in the slightest, my dad just saw me asking what Beastie on his BSD machine's screensaver was and decided to fuck with me when he realised I didn't know what a demon (in any sense of the word) was

Two things: counting using the last "0" number before going on to another decade (ie. ...18,19,10,20...28,29,20,30) and that credit cards have unlimited money lol

The philosophical musings of Vladimir Lenin.

I thought that cars are only able to drive on the street and was baffled when we saw an offroad rally on the TV

All drains went directly to the ocean - no processing, no filtration, nothing.

That there was a deity named god