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I'd sleep the two days, nobody would mess with me.
DC...Trump to the moon to fix - Trump.
Stratosphere - blow all the CO2 out into space and fix global warming.
Schwarma after with friends.
Oh yeah, grab the great plastic pollution bomb in the pacific and hurl it into the sun then use fry-eyes to burn every plastic manufacturer on the planet.
That's actually a great subject for an XKCD What If - What if all of the CO2 was suddenly removed from the atmosphere, all at once?
The planet would enter a permanent snowball earth phase.
Probably not good either. We kind of need the O2 in it and the C probably too. Just in other forms.
Every politician - Hmm, it turns out our path hasn't been dangerous at all! Let's do the same things but in overdrive!!
Couple of these here 50 states gotta go. I'm annexing them on behalf of Rhode Island. Try to fuckin stop me. Wait does anybody know my powers only work for 48 hours? Cuz otherwise I think I can bluff
Naw, giant lava trenches sound like a good idea.
Can you do the trick from the movie and turn back time?
You can, but you turn back time to before you were Superman, but still moving that speed, so you just atomize.
That still has a lot of possibilities :). Just rinse and repeat til you get everything right. A groundhog Day with superman powers hmmm.
Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.
Stop wars non violently by disarming all parties involved. I know, they'll arm up again after the 48 hours but all I need to do to protect myself is get a haircut and fake glasses.
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Fly everywhere. I'm having breakfast in Paris, lunch in Cairo, and dinner in Kyoto, and checking out a bunch of other places in between. Also doing approximately all of the cocaine so I can stay awake for the whole thing.
Probably watch a bunch of tv shows and fall asleep, if it lands on a weekend.
Bang Lois Lane and order some pizza afterwards, obviously.
First I would get myself paid. Then I would drop a big rock on DC and credit reporting companies. Probably take out a bunch of healthcare insurance companies. Spend a few hours looking up companies responsible for the most pollution/human rights violations and remove them. Drop a big rock on the Kremlin and CCCP headquarters, probably North Korea too. Lots of big rocks dropped from really high.
None on le WhiteHome and NATO folk?
Hollywood adaptation with realistic plotline tho
You know that one scene in season 1 of invincible where Omni man is on that alien planet? Basically that.
I'm already going to a kid amusement park tomorrow, so I guess I would just be the coolest dad there.
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