I appreciate the joke, though let me do my autistic thing and say that Honeybees have a barbed stinger, and if they sting a thick-skinned mammal like a human, the barbed hook gets stuck as they try to escape. This doesn't happen with arthropods, so they wouldn't know. Plus bees are democratic, so if you got stung, it was in consensus and the will of many.
So bees have a better functioning political system than we do?
Are bees vulcan?
This needs an edit to "what if I see a billionaire" after that bee that took a dive down the dude's throat.
Too soon?
Not too soon at all
Gonna be a 🤓 for a moment. Since this "Every rule has an exception" itself is a rule and thereby must have an exception then there must be a rule which has no exceptions so not every rule has an exception. Because of this this statement cannot be true.
It’s both a rule and an exception. So the statement is now true.
No bee has ever stung me without cause, but I don't have killer bees living here. I do wonder if bees often get falsely accused for wasp behavior, but idk.
Bees leave you alone in my experience. And a bee killed a billionaire recently in the UK. So that's something. (Flew into his throat white they were playing POLO apparently). Gonna say that was an accident, or a Kamikabee
Bees leave you alone in my experience
I agree, but I’ve been stung by a wasp that decided it was angry at me for moving my head when it decided to fly an inch from my face and hover around for a minute for an ocular pat down
Wasps are assholes
Agreed, but let's be honest. If someone told you that you could sting a giant and piss him off for fun and not die, many of us would give it a try. If bees know they'll die, probably want to avoid it.
Why Do I Hear the People Sing?
Based. What is their stance on golfing billionaires who are also president?
Kamikabee
My roommate was reading over my shoulder (I browse on the living room TV sometimes) and he audibly groaned at this which fucking sent me lmao.
If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.
I was goofing around at the park as a kid, and climbed up to the top of a pavilion. I went to get down by grabbing the ledge under the roof and kinda flipping off the edge, but stuck my hand next to a wasp nest without noticing. I got about halfway through my flip and they stung the crap out of my hand, causing me to let go and fall flat on my back onto the concrete below. Screw wasps; Bees are cool though.
What if we see a cyclist wearing bright colors tho?
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