On the one hand, as someone who likes to use their garage for garage stuff in addition to storing my car in it, I feel his pain at the too-short garage.

On the other hand, fucking LOL at buying an unnecessarily large vehicle like a CT without checking your garage size first--and then doubling down by parking it like that.

Why would a residence need a full sized dumpster?

Oh wait - nevermind.

Looks like an ugly fridge

Help me step-brother, I'm Cyber Stuck

Is that to keep the raccoons out of it?

gha, look at that house, it matches the cybertwat.