I banished Windows from my life a long time ago. My quality of life improved shortly thereafter. I had reached rock bottom after spending a day trying to unbugger my mother in law's computer. It felt like waking up after a long bender in a pile of my own sick. She caused the pain herself because Windows invited it without guardrails - yet somehow I was holding the bag. I'm Windows-clean now and no longer offer to try (or agree) to help. I know the personal risks. I support you if you're still enraptured by the Windows range and despair. I get it. Getting clean isn't easy. Gather the strength.
Are you really asking?
Why is there a butthole on Stallman's nameplate?
It's not that bad by default, it just gives it a disadvantage in terms of performance, but if you care about it you can still make it run smooth and be not-that-heavy. Microsoft just doesn't.
i use win 11 and i can't remember the last time i used the start button. there is no need.
this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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