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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Me ( an addicted smoker ) : THIS!

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Because dying from smoking weed isn't available in all places..........

[-] SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Smoking not only kills you, but those around you too.

I still don't understand why they don't outright ban cigarettes entirely.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Back then:

> be 12
> see cowboy jack on TV
> see the protagonist always smoking lucky strike
> get a pack of cigs from the older kids
> smoke it as a joke
> get addicted to it
> life-time smoker created
> parents beat the shit out of me
Am I as cool as you, Mr. Cowboy Jack?

Now:

> be 13 year old edgelord
> idolize cartman in south park
> hate parents for being assholes
> they not taking you seriously because you're a kid
> see package of cigs
> it has "not to be sold under 18" written on it
> come up with idea
> get a pack of cigs from the few older kids who still smoke
> smoke it as a joke
> get addicted to it
> life-time smoker created
> other kids make fun of me by sending the suicide hotline to me 
Am I as cool as you, Eric Cartman? Am I a real adult now, mom and dad? Also fuck you Anita Sarkeesian for wanting to ban video games!
[-] vivendi@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Quit that shit. Maybe relapsed once or twice and still beat myself over it.

However, I'm probably not quitting weed for the foreseeable future, but I pace myself heavily with that (twice a month max)

[-] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Most smokers want to quit or at least they say they do.

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