My Junior year of high school, my English teacher was going over some commonly misused words and got on the subject of "hanged" vs. "hung". She said "When a blanket is clipped to a clothesline to dry, it is hung. When I man is executed by noose, he is hanged. Men are hanged. Men are not hung." My classmate raised his hand and... well, Long story short, my classmate got detention.

*Hanged

I'm hung like shopping mall Christmas lights on the 1st of June

Putting the ‘strange’ in ‘getting some strange.’

Hung, witty, at the very least passing knowledge of history. Promising indeed