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[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

not even a joke, sometimes this is just how it is when you're testing software.

[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Or just use rust stakeholder, it's guaranteed to make you look very busy 😄

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I'm so glad I work from home...

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I worked from home as a contractor once. Boss was kind of a jerk, though.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm an independent consultant who works from home 99% of the time. My boss keeps sexually harassing me.

[-] anachrohack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I feel like this has gotten a lot better though. I used to work on projects that took 10 minutes to compile and now the build tools I use are nearly instant

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

That's much worse - fewer excuses!

[-] ugo@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

Oh bless you, stay away from c++ and rust

[-] anachrohack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Even C++ has gotten better if you use precompiled headers and parallel compilation in MSVC

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