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[-] Chet_Awesomelad@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I think you put those images the wrong way around, pal ๐Ÿ˜ 

[-] Anarch157a@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Create a language where tabs are used for indentation while comments are formed by one space character at the beginning of a line, followed by a tab. Exactly eight spaces at the beginning of a line means that line is continuation of the previous one.

Maybe I'll start an Anarchy Programming sublemmy.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's why you get the best of both worlds, and combine them to use tabspaces. Everyone will hate you equally, achieving true equality in the process.

[-] mundane_party@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tab characters are space efficient and configurable for each person in their editor. Space characters are consistent between developers.

Solution: each tabspace indent is a random width, making it both inconsistent and non-configurable. Also, each character is the size of at least four regular characters, so itโ€™s not even space efficient

Hard to imagine how anyone could be so wrong :P

[-] Mike835@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I've always found it weird people call it white spacing when most coders use night mode on their ide, shouldn't it be black space?

[-] zexu@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] gvasco@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

I like it, at least it's a prime number!

[-] Eavolution@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The only solution is to use a curly brace language and write everything on one line.

[-] draggeta@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The real question is spaces around curly braces or not?

[-] T156@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Have spaces around curly braces modify the behaviour. That way, you can incorporated both.

[-] astrsk@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I prefer to use three alt+255

[-] tr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uk 1 points 1 year ago

As a JS developer, I prefer to use semicolons for indentation.

[-] duncesplayed@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Just set your tab width to 1. No more argument now.

[-] Lachy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My indentation is secretly the actual program written in the whitespace programming language.

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