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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, the magic words that absolve you of responsibility for saying shit that you know is stupid and irresponsible, and that you know people will listen to. Straight from the book of Rogan.

[-] Sillyglow@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago

Secretary of health says this? Isn’t that like full on admitting he isn’t qualified for the job he’s been given?

And it’s only a week after trump admitted he didnt now if he should protect the constitution.

Amateur hour has arrived.

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

I don't know, I think they are definitely professional country-ruiners. They are most certainly getting paid for it.

[-] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The graphic would be more impactful by including his current title under his name.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Shai Hulud!

[-] Dhs92@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

Then he should stop fucking giving it

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

remember when people who lead these government services were people you should take advice from. as a matter of fact was the person like your doctors whos advice you would take would take advice from them or even several levels below them. wow what incredible times to be alive.

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

"Do you agree with RFK Jr.?"

damn kinda

[-] entwine413@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

The big problem with him is he has some good ideas. Like banning food dyes. He just goes way too fast into crazy-land most of the time.

[-] Sillyglow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All those companies need to do is take a knee to trump and they could literally inject cyanide into their food and he’d be all for it.

He might sound like he has a momentary good idea but do not forget for a second all these assholes are transactional.

[-] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

The destruction is the plan.

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