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Thanks to poor engineering and Elon Musk, Tesla’s road rage-inducing street tank can’t even win over its core demographic: doomsday preppers

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[-] Stylofox@lemmy.cafe 3 points 21 hours ago

It can't even survive a few inches of mud.

This was supposed to be the truck that would be driven on Mars. On Mars!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Might actually function better on mars. There's no moisture, so it won't get wet.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 20 hours ago

but the ground has alot of rocks.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Soft sand too I think. But since it only has 38% of earth’s gravity, the 3 ton Deplorean would probably work ok there.

I wouldn’t even trust it to hide behind as shelter from the weak Martian wind, let alone for transportation in a life threatening environment though.

[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

lol with panels that are glued on

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe they meant it was proof of an oncoming apocalypse given how many people are actually buying and using a piece of shit swasticar?

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 20 hours ago

maybe useful in slicing zombies in half.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

You don't need to fight zombies. Just hide for a week and they'll dehydrate, rot, and die. Zombies in horror movies have infinite energy for some reason.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Last I saw they've only sold like 30,000-35,000 of the things. That's not a heck of a lot considering that a car company generally needs to sell at least 50,000 to 100,000 to be profitable. That is what eventually killed SAAB. They never hit the 100,000 a year sold globally point.

They also seem to have 7000 to 8000 manufactured that have no buyers.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Sure, but it's 30-35k more than they should've sold

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