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[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 55 points 6 days ago

Why is this fucker exposing my IP?

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

That's impossible because that's my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there's a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that's never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago

Haha, im going to hack you now! So long, sucker!

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Why did my Internet stop working? I DoSed OP's IP address.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

This is the funniest comment I've seen today. But also, how did you both get my IP?!?!

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 41 points 6 days ago

vibe coding sounds way cooler than it is

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

We should host a parody (online) conference, where we talk about things we know jackshit about, but if we were experts.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago
[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Just anywhere on the Internet, really

[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 days ago
[-] Walop@sopuli.xyz 45 points 6 days ago

You ask an LLM to code something and then just run the code blind without reading it and if it seems to work, publish the application. You can imagine how many performance and security problems it produces.

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago

I used to laugh at these, but I've just been asked to help with an issue where I work and what do you know... long story short it's not funny to me anymore

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Not funny because you're afraid the AI will take your job away right? Right?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 days ago

I registered. The landing page was really fancy. It said at the bottom that it was generated entirely by AI. It was honestly probably one of the nicest web pages I've interacted with. I'm looking forward to this exciting event.

[-] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Really? On myachine it looked like shit

[-] nixigaj@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.

[-] PanArab@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Is this a joke or are they serious?

[-] whirlpoolbrewer@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

Look at the URL :)

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago

More like "vibe doesn't fucking work and even the senior can't figure out why!" Coder

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

html is not a programming language. its a markup language.

[-] Ad4mWayn3@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago

Can't you tell it's satire? They also said java is javascript

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

apparently not

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 145 points 1 week ago

For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago

Doesn't work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

Here's the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

[-] exu@feditown.com 7 points 6 days ago

/* doesn't require --no-preserve-root, you're not trying to delete root after all.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 week ago

You talk about vibecoding buddy, you think they SSH into anything?

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 30 points 6 days ago

If the AI tells them to

[-] kittenzrulz123 13 points 6 days ago

They probrally dont even use WSL, they likley use Windows 11 and a browser

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

"free ssh online"

[-] Ansis100@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

OpenSSH actually comes bundled with Windows so no need for WSL

[-] kittenzrulz123 8 points 6 days ago

Yes but powershell is so incredibly unbearable to use that nobody bothers

[-] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

They ssh into your mom

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Or use sudo?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago

Hey vibecoding is real and stop shushing me!

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 114 points 1 week ago

I had no idea I was hosting Vibecon, but I registered regardless.

this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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