Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.

Anxiety and depression

Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.

A pillow and my phone

Can of beer and a bowling ball

Weed vape and this bad boy

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

A hat and buyer's remorse.

Dual-weilding plushies

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

Autism and depression

Tears and toilet paper.

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

A knife. And another knife.

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

A laptop and an anal plug.

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

A cat and a cup of tea

A cat and a bike

Guilt and regret

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

A joint and a laptop

2 gray kitties

Bass and bong

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

A beer and a tablet stylus