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[-] OceanSoap@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.

[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Lol beat me to it

[-] Bieren@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

A pillow and my phone

[-] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 33 points 4 days ago

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Weed vape and this bad boy

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 4 days ago

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 15 points 4 days ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 days ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[-] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
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[-] ytsedude@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[-] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 4 days ago

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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[-] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 4 days ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[-] beliquititious 5 points 3 days ago

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

A knife. And another knife.

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 3 days ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[-] ClusterBomb 9 points 4 days ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Guilt and regret

[-] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 4 days ago

A cat and a bike

[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

A joint and a laptop

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 4 days ago

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

2 gray kitties

[-] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Bass and bong

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[-] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

[-] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

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