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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 97 points 5 days ago

I thought there was no chance in hell I'd ever eat ass....

Then, one day you meet a girl that changes everything. Damn it Alyssa, i was clean pure from sin then you come strutting in with that fat butt

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 61 points 5 days ago

Eating ass for sexual gratification between consenting parties is distinguished from eating the ass of those with power over you because they enjoy your humiliation and subservience. Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

[-] SCmSTR 20 points 5 days ago

I love getting eaten and being a sub bottom. What you're preaching is lies and slander.

[-] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 10 points 5 days ago
[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago
[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

To keep the thing I taste food with and the thing that makes poop from touching.

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Weird, but you do you!

You can lose your tounge from eating ass?????

[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago
[-] BluJay320 33 points 5 days ago

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

[-] kevin2107@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Technically you can get equally sick from both

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

just use a dental dam. Or clingfilm

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

That's why you wipe it damn clean, or use a dental dam (especially recommended it you get easily sick). And also don't do it if you partner recently had a food poisoning.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

[-] TypFaffke@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

Their family built this country, by the way

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Damn if only I was 13 minutes faster LMAO

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago
[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 days ago

Sounds like someone who's never had their butt licked.

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

It's still an insult, we just pronounce the 'u' as 'oo' now.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Baute liqeurhh ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐ŸคŒ

[-] exonode@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago
[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

If you're gonna boof booze stick to beer or maybe wine. The only hard stuff you should permit near your butt hole is a penis (or simulacra thereof).

Vodka burns. A lot. Don't put vodka in your butt hole.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Thank you for your service

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