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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

"wisdom teeth"

Dumbest fucking teeth!

[-] ellypony@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

stundents 😭

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Had six done at once with local anesthesia. Yup, whole two supernumerary teeth.

It sure was an experience that I wouldn't want to experience again.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

Someone always profiting from your misery, is why we can't have nice things.

[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 133 points 1 week ago

I'm german. I didn't pay jackshit to get my wisdom teeth removed. As soon as a dentist deems it medically necessary, it's fully covered by even the most basic health insurance. Even if it's prophylactic.
Call it communism all you want, but it's great.

[-] renzev@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As soon as a dentist deems it medically necessary, it’s fully covered by even the most basic health insurance.

Yeah, that's the joke. Americans pull wisdom teeth left and right regardless of whether or not it poses a medical risk, it's a part of their culture. Source: https://www.sciencealert.com/no-you-probably-don-t-need-to-get-your-wisdom-teeth-removed-ever

[-] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

For me, they said my wisdom tooth was too impacted, so unless it was causing pain O should just leave it because removing it could damage a nerve and leave part of my face numb.

And I'm in the US, and dentists are constantly trying to upcharge you for whitening and other stuff, so I took that warning seriously.

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[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Anyone smart enough to be here knows socialized healthcare is better for people than the alternative.

[-] tauren@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Er, your dentist still gets paid.

[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago

Obviously. But people are sharing how much they paid in the comments, so I figured to do the same.

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[-] Una@europe.pub 90 points 1 week ago
[-] kambusha@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago
[-] lukstru@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago

Why is the tooth Italian and what’s wrong with an Italian tooth??

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[-] Cort@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

I spent way too long looking for Saddam Hussein.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

In every corner of my expensively empty mouth apparently

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago

Had 4 done at once. Because asthmatic, had to be done at the hospital because of general anesthetic. 2/10

Was told to eat protein rich diet to support healing, but couldn't chew meats like steak for months due to the risk of breaking my jaw. (Big holes left in bones when teeth removed.)

Invented meat smoothie.

1 steak, medium rare Montreal steak spice. 4 slices bacon 1 spicy italian pork sausage 1 chicken thigh deboned. Salt Water Yogurt

10/10 surprisingly good.

[-] paperazzi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Meat smoothie sounds terrible. Really terrible.

[-] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

How about the mango mahi mahi smoothie I enjoyed instead.

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

What a horrible day to be literate

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[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Loved when my impacted wisdom tooth that looked closely to that exploded in my jaw in 2019. Great times. Real glad my surgery was in February of 2020.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Do they still give you an almost 2 week script of hydrocodone after? I remember watching a lot of magic school bus high as fuck when I was younger for a few days after.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

You mean the dentist who, when seeing me, told me immediately they don't prescribe narcotics at that office and then immediately looked guilty when I said that's fine, I just wanted a scrip for the big ibuprofen because taking 4 of the small ones at a time made my stomach sick?

No. No they did not.

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[-] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I had them out at 18 in the Navy. At first I didn't want to have it done, but then looking at the X-ray, I was all about it.

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago

My dad's are like that and he went to a dentist a few years ago that told him "we need to get those out of there". My dad was just like "why? They haven't a problem til now and I'm almost 70." He did not go back to that guy.

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[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

can someone explain this? I don't get it

[-] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I had that. The 8th (wisdom) tooth grows in that position. At first there's no problem but it starts to create pressure on all other teeth and eventually starts to hurt as it's pushing against the 7th tooth. The solution is to take out wisdom teeth, which is a quite common procedure any way. Don't know what the "infinite money" is about. Maybe this is some USA thing.

[-] HiddenLychee@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Costs like a thousand dollars or more to get them taken out here

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[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

Probably because more people keep getting born with wisdom teeth to take out

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

It took a while for me but after some thinking I believe it is a joke for Americans, for whom dental care is infamously expensive. Probably this type of wisdom tooth causes problems so frequently that a dentist could pretty much live off a single patient with this condition, that'd be the joke. Full disclaimer I'm not American, not a dentist and my wisdom teeth also not like that

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[-] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I lucked out. I never had to have my wisdom teeth removed. I had enough room for them.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[-] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Lol yeah, something like the colossus titan, but put a large underbite on him. Wish I could see what my actual physical skull looks like. I have a gold tooth in the back, too. Would be a gnarly skull.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Dude. How wealthy are You, that You can afford gold? I have a ceramic tooth and could barely afford that.

[-] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

I'm poor as all hell. Like I said, my adult teeth have always been fragile. My mother was mid-class and worked a lot of OT at the local mill. I think the dentist smooshed her into getting a gold one. I vaguely remember him saying that it was the overall longest lasting, since I was so young and I'd need it all my life. I guess in his defense I'm mid 30's now and never had a problem with it, so he could be right?

My left front tooth (the one between my actual front tooth and canine) is actually a cap that I can't even afford to get finished. It's been on for two years now. Basically covid hit and the dental office I was in went under. Then there was a 100-person waitlist to find ANY dentist in my area and I'm still waiting... Not to mention I've been laid off...

So yeah, I'm just as broke as most of my generation, lol.

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[-] lapping147@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Had this surgery done this march for two teeth... 2 weeks on painkillers. Here in Denmark all I got was store bought painkillers... ibuprofen and paracetamol.. and a bill for 8600DKK ~1000$

0/10 - will not recommend

[-] scheep@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

i thought that was a hand with too many fingers. teeth make more sense.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago

That back tooth be like 🤌

[-] TBi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

StuNdent? Can’t people spell check?

[-] marzhall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Graduates, sure, but stundents are still learning

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