That's on the nsfw version of xkcd

Yeah, irresistible force is the version I know. Now I'm wondering if there are even more versions. Are they regional deviations?

A popup will appear asking you to buy the "Extended Physics" DLC

That's actually how black holes are made

They met, they just didn’t interact. Kinda like me at a work party.

A rock so heavy you cannot lift it is not an immovable object. Just cause you are weak does not mean you are right.

I think if God creates a rock so heavy he can't lift it, it's probably a black hole. By definition we can't know what happens inside a black hole, because no information escapes the event horizon. As it's now consistent with known physics that we can't know many aspects of this interaction between God and the black hole, I think this paradox is basically solved. We don't know any more about the interaction, but it's no longer a paradox, it's consistent with physics.

God is distinct from the creation and has no physical shape inside the creation so the idea of "object too heavy to lift" is already conceptually nonsensical.

But also in the scope of our physics: What would an object be that is too heavy to "lift" for anyone and anything? It would be the heaviest object in the universe. So what will happen with the heaviest object in the universe? It would be the main center of gravity for everything else. In the same way you cannot "lift" the earth, but rather lift yourself from it as your force will just propel you away from the earth rather than the earth away from you, while you are inside the area dominated by earths gravitational field.

You clearly haven't met my mother.

if people only bothered to think about things that exist (especially things that they think exist) we would probably go the way of the dodo. funnily enough that would prevent the dodos from going that way but whatever.

I highly recommend watching the Vsauce video on supertasks—it's a great video as expected from Vsauce but also ends on a great note about people and their tendency to think about things like this.

Neutrinos are pretty close to an unstoppable force: they can pass right through the earth without being stopped.

I believe this is an expectation of dark matter, to being even closer to an unstoppable force. Perhaps a reason we haven’t found it yet would a because we don’t have a detector that can stop it

These kinds of contradicitons exist in man made structures, such as laws, rules and regulations. In situations like that, a judge has to pick which rule to follow and which one to ignore. The first time that happens, it becomes the standard solution (precedent) for those kinds of problems.