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[-] ABotelho@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol

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[-] Denis96@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] zik@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Like the Apple Lisa for example. Named after his daughter.

[-] Lyrefly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he'd message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊

[-] MarkHughes4096@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.

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[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago

I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.

At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.

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[-] Four_lights77@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I made my wife a magic mirror.

[-] highrfrequenc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 11 points 1 year ago

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

[-] NeonPayload@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago
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