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[-] ABotelho@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago

A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol

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[-] Denis96@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
[-] zik@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Like the Apple Lisa for example. Named after his daughter.

[-] Lyrefly@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he'd message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊

[-] MarkHughes4096@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.

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[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago

I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.

At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.

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[-] Four_lights77@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.

[-] highrfrequenc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I made my wife a magic mirror.

[-] NeonPayload@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago
[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

[-] jimmux@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

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