"it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn't even ordered one!"

lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.

Enough musk spam...

Factory Floor is in China.

Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.

Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.

Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.

Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!

Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.

If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.

Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)

Right... My favorite "promise" so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn't make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as "the car that might fly".

When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall

Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.

To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?

“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”

Ha ha ha sure Elon.

Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

Announced since 2014

Sure, Jan.

Bullshit.

FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the factory?

More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.

Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.

No it won't. I'd never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.