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[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dick move by alleged pedophile Mark Zuckerberg.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Mark Zuckerberg raped my roomba.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Think you have a typo there. Should say "by" roomba right? That's what I heard.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You dare sully my roomba's name?

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I think the impending bankruptcy is going to take care of that when all their vacuums stop working without their app.

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Mark Zuckerberg carries a bag of his own farts and makes his wife smell them every hour

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

I wanted to fact check this, but I guess Meta doesn't have a tool for that, anymore. I'll have to accept it at face value.

[-] overload@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've added a note that this is true.

[-] elguapo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Meta-free since January!

[-] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why have the company do it, when we can make the people do it for us!

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's no way this can cause the Earth to be catapulted into the Sun.

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