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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago

Freeze peach!

Sue the health inspector for violating your 1st amendment rights!

[-] simbico@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

10/10 pun, I'm peachless

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

What does Rupert's Land Act of 1868 have to do with peaches?

[-] HertzDentalBar 84 points 1 month ago

I call BS you don't fail inspections because of one thing. This place is probably full of fucked.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

Apart from a frozen peach, the marionara was left open with mushrooms, bowls were burned; the kitchen was a toadal disaster!

[-] HertzDentalBar 20 points 1 month ago

I think the bigger issue is the toads dude.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yea and fucking Jeremy was stirring the clam chowder with his dick again, and this time it was as the inspector walked in! I mean sure, it's impressive but you can't let people walk into that blindly!

[-] HertzDentalBar 3 points 1 month ago

That's called culture where I'm from. That inspector knew jack about good food.

[-] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

... Did they check this place on a Wednesday?

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points 1 month ago

could've pushed it over the edge

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

That's something I would do and feel like such a jackass for it.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

I blame management for not checking.

[-] disgrunty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's a donut peach!

[-] recursiveInsurgent@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Goofy ahh looking peach.

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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