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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 90 points 4 weeks ago

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good

[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 65 points 4 weeks ago

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

One of the best things to scoop hummus with.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Catastrophic tooting ensues

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Catastrophic Tooting is my favorite Doom Ska band.

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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Nobody said it wasn't good.

[-] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

watch people suffer while eating raw onions

Literally this post did

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You don't seem to understand the meaning of the word "literally." This post figuratively said so.

[-] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Did you literally read the post?

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Hi. Third party here. They're correct: that's literally not what literally means. Ok thanks bye.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Fourth party here: definitions are descriptive not prescriptive and vary by common usage. Due to current common usage, literally means both literally and figuratively, with the original definition slowly losing ground. So no one is correct.

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[-] wtckt@lemm.ee 53 points 3 weeks ago

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[-] Wav_function@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

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[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

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[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

I heard there was a study that said you have to rub hot chilli's on the outside of the skin first to make it convert the T into something the body can uptake.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

[-] Nihilistra@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

And why wouldn't you. I tend to not bite into the whole thing but suffer from occasional urges to do so.

Still remember that maybe 10 years ago on our way to Romania two grandpa's in a restaurant in Hajdúnánás ordered some huge chives to dip in salt with their beers.

I ordered the same 10 minutes after and both gave me a drinking salute. Still eat it in summer, amazing healthy snack.

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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The modern internet in a single image.

I'm a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.

[-] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago

Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.

[-] belastend@slrpnk.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.

[-] reka@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Because he has such thick hair.

[-] twopi@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

That is correct, But these guys want more testosterone because they think more testosterone = more man.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well at least they are getting their veggies.

[-] Baguette@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Can't say for much, but I do know testosterone is a drug (aka steroids) people willingly take to pursue a super muscular body type. Wouldn't be surprised if people tried alternatives to get the same effect, especially since onions are technically "natty" (natural)

There's probably also some folklore on test outside of bodybuilding, wouldn't be surprised if toxic influencers promoted it

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[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 20 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.

[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 17 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.

[-] reka@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

4chan user in nazi association shocker

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Bro science is bad science.

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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ok well in the absence of real information I am going to imagine he photoshopped an infographic together

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[-] prairiemoonchild@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂

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[-] GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

If you eat them with the skin on, you'll have so much testosterone that people will elect you to lead your country.

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[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] PlausibleDupont@jlai.lu 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Reminds me of that time when I was spamming on FB groups that dog food contained chloroquine

[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure that not everyone who frequents/ed that sub fits the profile you are imagining. Please don't do this.

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