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[-] prairiemoonchild@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

And perhaps that explains why a colleague of mine is eating onions.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

[-] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This is disinformation. Everyone knows that you get the highest boost +100 of testosterone if you insert the raw onions in your ass daily. It's equivalent to squatting 300 lbs.

I heard there was a study that said you have to rub hot chilli's on the outside of the skin first to make it convert the T into something the body can uptake.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The chilis go in your eyes, dumbass.

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[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Good thing I have curtains, and a dog

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Bro science is bad science.

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[-] wtckt@lemm.ee 51 points 1 day ago

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[-] Wav_function@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

[-] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There good on burgers and hotdogs

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 89 points 2 days ago

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I'm sure that not everyone who frequents/ed that sub fits the profile you are imagining. Please don't do this.

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[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.

[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 days ago

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Raw red onion is amazing in sandwiches, and I've eaten chopped white onion on hot dogs, and that's pretty good, too. Just straight-uo eating an onion by itself? No.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I dated someone who started the butter diet online. they did it as a joke and then these fat people started to eat raw butter and shit themselves fatter.

most probably have high cholesterol or blocked arteries by now.

dumb people gonna dumb.

[-] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Deliberately posting misinformation and misleading people doesn't make them dumb. It just makes the world a worse, more confusing place.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

deliberately believing everything you read online without questioning the validity, makes the world a worse more confusing place.

it also makes you dumb as shit.

[-] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

How deep do you go? Believing a post on 4chan? Dumb. Believing a comment on reddit? Dumb. Believing an article on a reputable news site? Dumb. Believing a study funded entities that may encourage a bias? Dumb. Believing a study from scientists that would rather cause sensation than do good science? Dumb. Guess the only solution is to put on that lab coat, get a doctorate and do the experiment yourself, huh? Or maybe put the blame on people spreading misinformation instead of the victims it hurts. There isn't enough time in the fucking day to validate everything you come across, and if you're not doing the experiments yourself you're trusting someone.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

There isn't enough time in the fucking day to validate everything you come across, and if you're not doing the experiments yourself you're trusting someone.

nobody is asking you to either validate everything nor trust anything.

you're telling me you can't take something at face value until you've collected enough secondary information to validate or verify it?

[-] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

you’re telling me you can’t take something at face value until you’ve collected enough secondary information to validate or verify it?

That's what you're saying. Do you know what you're saying?

deliberately believing everything you read online without questioning the validity, makes the world a worse more confusing place.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

reading/seeing something and believing something are not the same.

if I told you that the metric for a meter was incorrect and it's actually longer than what we currently understand it to be, would you believe me? would you take that information at face value and attempt to validate it somehow? what would make you believe it's true?

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago

Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.

[-] belastend@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 days ago

Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.

[-] reka@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Because he has such thick hair.

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[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

It's one of the four humours of brodom.

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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me

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