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they have played us for absolute fools (fedia.io)
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[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

i'm here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 30 points 4 months ago

It's

silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago

Notice of Executive Order Violation

This post is in violation of Presidential Executive Order # 14168. It contains the following prohibited terms: "trans", and will be scheduled for deletion immediately by order of the Department Of Government Efficiency.

Tap For More InformationI kid.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 27 points 4 months ago

Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap

[-] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

So essentially a Pokemon trainer?

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Love it.

It's like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 4 months ago

Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 6 points 4 months ago

Dhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

That's why I don't drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can't even ask because most people don't even know.

[-] jia_tan 8 points 4 months ago

That bit is not transportation, that’s delusion.

[-] Gaxsun@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

The "real transportation" line would be funnier if the plane was actually real

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

This post brought to you by Big Shoe.

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 4 months ago

oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Using transportation is not actual movement. Because movement is only made by humans.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

I’m about to make a movement

[-] palmtrees2309@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Me to my cycle and moped - I love you both

[-] murd0x@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Wtf is this nonsense..

[-] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

Fuck nature! Buy a car, drive it places!

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

Fuck car! Buy a nature, drive it places!

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Fuck places! Buy a drive, car it nature!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Fuck ownership! Sell all you have and follow Jesus!

[-] toadjones79@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

As an actual Locomotive Engineer (I drive freight trains) I am having a hard time conceptualizing the level of stupidity here.

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