i'm here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero
It's
silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.
Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.
Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
So essentially a Pokemon trainer?
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I kid.
Love it.
It's like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)
Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!
Dhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.
That's why I don't drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can't even ask because most people don't even know.
this except keep the train
That bit is not transportation, that’s delusion.
The "real transportation" line would be funnier if the plane was actually real
Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.
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Using transportation is not actual movement. Because movement is only made by humans.
I’m about to make a movement
oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.
Me to my cycle and moped - I love you both
Wtf is this nonsense..
Fuck nature! Buy a car, drive it places!
Fuck car! Buy a nature, drive it places!
Fuck places! Buy a drive, car it nature!
Fuck ownership! Sell all you have and follow Jesus!
As an actual Locomotive Engineer (I drive freight trains) I am having a hard time conceptualizing the level of stupidity here.
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