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Caught Slacking (lemmy.world)
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[-] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck you OP.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

excuse me what the fuck

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!

[-] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.

[-] Verat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha

[-] bzLem0n@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

You got me, that's the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.

[-] Catoblepas 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It was a test lick! I’m very well hydrated!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] glorious_goldfish 12 points 2 weeks ago

I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Uncalled for

[-] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Jokes on you, I don't have any lips!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.

[-] palmtrees2309@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.

[-] MissingInteger@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2025
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