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[-] bull@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago

Holy hell, check this joint out. Just shout out if you want less US travel stuff in this Melbourne forum.

Bryce Canyon, Utah

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 17 points 1 year ago

a small piece of belated black forest b'day cake has been nommed

[-] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Happy belated Birthday. Good choice of cake too!

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[-] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Last week was book week and I was invited to do some writing/book talks at three primary schools nearby and it went so awesomely well. I was nervous - as always, and really wasn't in the mood for it - but the kids were so engaging and fun to talk too. They asked a lot of questions and really just made the whole thing worthwhile. I tried getting them involved by asking them questions about writing and they showed me some stories they were working on too.

I donated my books to their school library and apparently they're all keen to borrow them. I also had the books sell out at the local store nearest them and I restocked them and it's almost sold out again. It's only 6 or 7 copies but it's taken months to even sell that many at times so it was really cool and a surprise.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago

'Oh my God': live worm found in Australian womanโ€™s brain in world-first discovery

"...the patient needed to be treated for other larvae that might have invaded other parts of her body, such as the liver."

๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

That's not something you'd read before bedtime..

-probably

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

and this is why we wash our hands and our food ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ

[-] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

When an earworm hits deep.. too deep

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago

My kid's been using a butter knife to cut cheese. I give up.

[-] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Mine was seriously using a cheese knife to spread butter on Sunday. But he's only 4 so I'll cut him some slack :D

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[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Plus = That will help improve her fine motor strength

(And the cheese will still taste the same, right?!) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Nope. As a parent I have failed.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

No utensil related outrage comes close, to me, as people using FORKS to eat RICE. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE LOGIC OF IT TO ME WHEN SPOONS EXIST

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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago

I honestly believe we're heading into the next 'millenium drought'.

I fondly remember showering with a bucket to keep shit in the garden alive when we were stage 4.

[-] jaybb3rw0cky@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

There are still people in my neighbourhood who have the "grey water in use" signs for their garden. But I don't know if it'll get that bad - we have the desalination plant now... just means things will likely more expensive (watch Bunnings run a cartel on buckets now hahah)

[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

heh and "tank water in use".

Your lawn is looking a little too green

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[-] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

It's been a month since my boss put me under "observation" to determine whether I'd get the (from $30 to $33 an hour) raise I requested. They tried to claim they don't take inflation into account, and dismissed every piece of evidence, making claims that because a coworker of mine uses their phone on the job I might be, and that's reason why I shouldn't get a raise.

Also, they claimed that they should be lowering my pay.

How on Earth do I handle this? I'm a Uni student and don't have time to go on a job search, not to mention for equivalent pay. I just want to be able to earn enough to pay rent and food comfortably, not struggle every damn week to make ends meet

[-] Pilk@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

You are getting played. Best way to get a raise is to make a move sideways to another employer.

[-] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I agree, but I can't afford to until I graduate (still a few months out). When that happens though, I will be reporting my current for sham contracting (which has fucked me over so fucking badly)

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[-] SituationCake@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They are trying to avoid the pay rise. Your options are to stay for the time being and try to budget, or bite the bullet and look elsewhere for better pay. Itโ€™s a shit choice when you donโ€™t have the time and energy to go job hunting but realistically it seems unlikely your employer will meet your pay request. (Good luck anyway though, hopefully am wrong)

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[-] SituationCake@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Passed a mini-truck with advertising boards on it today. Had an image of a line graph going upwards with big title saying something like โ€˜why are there excess deathsโ€™ and a big QR code. No identifying info on who the advertiser is. Was driving so couldnโ€™t take a photo. Is this still anti-vaxer propaganda or something else?

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[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Yesterday was not a great day. Determined to make today better.

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[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

I am VERY CRANKY at work this morning. Rough night sleep, lots of weird dreams, and just pushing myself a little hard for a few days. I need chocolate, a hug and to be left the fuck alone.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

pushes tray in on the end of a very long stick

Tray contains teapot, milk, sugar, mug and a 3kg box of Arnott's Cream Assortments

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[-] baconmash@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m just going to leave a barrel of ivermectin and some needles here. Help yourself.

๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰

[-] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

I... Have a strange compulsion to downvote you... I'm starting to see things a little differently after breakfast this morning....

spoilerPhotoshopped image of a Dr Strangelove, with a worm on there, edited to "how I learned to stop worrying and embrace the worm"

[-] baconmash@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

follow your heart, which by now is a larvae nursery

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear: have injected ivermectin into my perineum

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[-] jaybb3rw0cky@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

My psychologist is cutting her hours down dramatically as she's moving more into a teaching space. She said she's keeping only a handful of clients on board and hoped I would be one of those clients.

And here's me all like... yay?

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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

This employment training shit sounds like a really boring podcast, I'm falling asleep. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’ค

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

fattening up the ginger beastie and got recommended Farmers Market alongside his usual renal. Our local IGA sells, so nabbed some and it definitely passes muster but oh my god. Punkin is now the bougiest motherfucker south of richmond. Chicken pieces in a reduced fish broth. Chicken mousse with shredded tuna centre, pumpkin and broccoli. Tuna (or chicken) loaf with quail egg, carrot and peas (and I've never seen a cat eat an egg before yesterday but fuck me he enjoyed it). Gets a spoonful every so often doled out through the day and his eyes literally light up when the tin comes out. Bougie, bougie motherfucker.

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[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am slightly confused. Semi-empty tram. Pplz choosing to not only to stand right next to me, but I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever been more surprised to have someone facing me. Like in my personal space, facing me..

What strange hell is this?

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

ugh today what happened to your weather

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[-] prime_factor@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Temu ad recommended me a butt plug. The fun begins!

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[-] Baku@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Omg I love my new council so much. They're building a new house near my new house and all of the construction equipment completely fucked the footpath. It's bad enough I tripped on it once and someone in a wheelchair would probably be better off either on the grass or the road. So I did a snapsendsolve thingo not expecting much and then this morning I received a voicemail from a council dude. Apparently they had a meeting with the site manager and the site construction people will fix it this week and the council will do follow up inspections to make sure they actually do.

At my last house in a shit council area, someone graffitied some vile shit on both sides of the footpath in front of our house (do there was graffiti in front of both our neighbours houses, but not ours) and I did SSS it, but that was in March and my ticket is still open and they still haven't done anything about it. I used their very shitty web form for reporting offensive graffiti and they did fix it within a week, BUT they only cleaned one panel... it was between 3 panels on both sides, so 6 panels total

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’ค

Edit: i hate one of my fellow participants; why are conservative anti-vaxxers so vocal. This is employment training, asshole, not "listen to my cold, stale af takes"

[-] RosaliePreistley@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tell them that rabbits live in burrows and their extensive tunnels are called a warren, not a fucking hole. Gah!!

Or maybe start flicking your tongue like a lizard a little bit.

Edit: I was right tell those cunts where to go during the first lockdown. There were a few of my friends who wouldn't wear masks blah, except they were wearing them before the lockdowns, cos then it was "real news". Now they're all fucking anti trans and drag and think the world is run by alien lizard people. Seems plausible huh?

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

I had some, for exactly 3 minutes then it went away :(

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Came into the office only so I could avoid construction noise where I'm staying. Thank goodness boss and business manager/admin/"HR" aren't around so I don't need to hold my breath around them and am successfully getting shit done without an iceberg of frostiness and tension looming over me.

As expected, instantly feeling much better back on the previous meds, thank heck. Also no signs of parasites in my poop. Very good.

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

oh deary me, I had a dream that someone would keep extending my sleeping time and I could sleep in without getting trouble.

Woke up pretty quickly from that dream.

Also pretty frustrated at my doona moving slowly to one side of my doona cover leaving me cold at night, I'm sure that's not helping me sleep.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Lmao my mother asked me for tv show recommendations, and I just watched all the other family members collectively sigh and scream no.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

It's my quarterly sit around getting poked and prodded for an afternoon day, and I really can't be bothered with it. I mean, dying doing a menial task in your late 20s wouldn't be so bad, right?

[-] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Does anyone suffer eczema? Any advice? I've tried a few creams - prescribed and off the shelf and I am going back to the doctors, but I need something in the mean time because it is driving me bananas.

[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

The cold salty southern ocean.

Trick is not to shower afterwards.

People might say 'ew' but the truth is you're cleaner than everyone else who hasn't been in the ocean and your skin will love you for it.

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