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[-] Z3k3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

This is a 4d move. You guys join the commonwealth under charles then once in all of us in the commonwealth see how much winning you guys are doing under trump and vote yo replace charles with trump

Fucking genius play if you think about it

[-] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

Probably just an ingenious ploy to produce clean energy from the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

No taxation without representation, but in reverse.

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[-] hmonkey@lemy.lol 6 points 2 weeks ago

Um... does he know what the Declaration of Independence is?

[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Who’s going to stop him?

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

We have come full circle.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't think USians should fight this.

As pear shaped as the UK may be at the moment, it must be better off than all the nonsense in the US. Though there really is nothing in it for the Commonwealth, in any event.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

They always belonged together.
Both horrible neoliberal callous policies.
The old imperialist empire and the one that took over from them trying to catch up in warcrimes and death count.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Only if the Red Coats take back the USA as their former colony and press fucking RESET.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The commonwealth is just another club for countries like the G7 these days. A lot of countries have been joining recently.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Dude thinks the world would be better off if the allies had lost WWII and now also if the US had lost the Revolutionary War.

Total loser who craves losses.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

On the bright side This is a better choice than bending the knee to Putin

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

He'll still bend the knee too, and will continue mumbling Putin's grundle.

[-] tfm@europe.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

So wait then we can join that weird low rent commonwealth games Olympics knock off? Fuck it why not let’s do it.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

the u.s. could join, as recognizing the crown as head-of-state is not a requisite for membership and has not been for decades.

the day the diaper in chief of the united states accepts the harare declaration (incorporated as part of the current charter) is the day scientists prove that rainbows are made from flying poptarts with cat heads.

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, I thought that was proven conclusively years ago.

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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He's just shitting in the punchbowl, ignore him and hell play himself out.

[-] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He's fucking trolling, goddamn you people believe anything

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He can start by fetching out all that tea they dumped in the Boston harbour

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait is this the real reason he wants to take Canada? So he can return it to the brittish empire?

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago
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