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[-] snowsuit2654 16 points 1 year ago

Buy a bidet, it's worth it.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

This club is stanky-ass only, get your clean ass outta here!

[-] MrMamiya@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

I also enjoy a clean ass crack!

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Holy shit! An actual meme in this /c/ instead of some random ass image

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I'm old. I only know how to make millennial memes. Idk how to make deep fried shit, let alone the newer stuff. Maybe I would if I could, but we'll never know.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

No need to fret, your meme was good. I was merely expressing content as the fact that most posts on this /c/ are funny pictures (or not funny messages) and mostly none are memes.

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still "clean" themselves with dry paper.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

This place isn't for the likes of you clean-assed folks. Get outta here! If your ass don't smell, go to hell!

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Look at my clean ass. Look at it before it destroys you!

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Nooooooooooooo

[-] Nerorero 2 points 1 year ago

I still don't get how that works. If you have diarrhea, the bidet will just spray it all over your butt cheeks

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.

[-] Nerorero 4 points 1 year ago

I know that bidet water is clean. But the splash zone is full of little bits of shit

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's not like you're pressure washing it. If it's splashing that much you're using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I'm on safe ground in stating that it's still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.

[-] Nerorero 1 points 1 year ago

It probably is. But still. Whipes are best imo

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hey we all have our kinks.

[-] yimby@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not, the bidet sprays clean water from the wall, not dirty water from the bowl.

[-] socsa@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Y'all really just be sitting there with shit on your ass while you browse??!

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, what else you gonna do?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Livin the dream

[-] boCash@lemmy.blugatch.tube 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

/> born to shit

/> forced to wipe

[-] HomerAtTheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

laughs in Japanese toilet

[-] gamey@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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