Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...
Mexico can have Idaho.
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
brb making birria poutine
Personally, I'd rather see the map of north America be as colourful as a map of Europe rather then less colourful than it is now.
Finally, tex-mex can simply be called mexican food.
Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.
Same. But at least we’re close to the border.
This would be the only instance I would ever say that I'd love to live in a red state.
Map should say
Gulf of
~~Mexico~~
~~America~~
Mexico
Mexico really would get the short end of the stick.
How? On this map, they're getting Texas and California... two states which each individually have the GDP of a G20 country while Canada only gets one, New York. This map would make Mexico the largest economy in the world.
Yeah, but on the other hand they get Texans, californians, and crucially, Floridans.
And Alabama. And Mississippi.
California, Oregon, Washington and BC all need to be united under one country. Cascadia :)
Hello from northern Cascadia.
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don't want Florida.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
Por qué no both eh?
Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.
I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.
free Hawaii!
The United State
You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”
Ah yes, a story from a better timeline.
You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.
The only timeline where I'd be okay calling it the Gulf of America.
God yes please
plz hurry 🙏 🥺
Move that green up, I need better tacos.
The Good Ending.
Sra. Sheinbaum my people yearn for freedom
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