I am laying down in wet empty bath and shower head kinda constantly sprinkles (fountains?) water around it while I scroll Lemmy. What irresponsible dish does it make me?
If homeopathy is correct, that water has the memory of all the shit that's ever been in it.
No. You don't make a soup or broth out of the water you used to clean an animal before you eat it.
You don't?? Is that why my soup always tastes like the smell of being in a barn??? Why did no one tell me this????
Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!
More like “come taste my butthole”… no thanks 🤣
Such a great show
I'd assume the taste of soap is usually a lot stronger.
You use soap in the bath? I just scrub with a carrot or a head of broccoli.
I mean you can add all the salts and microplastic glitter bouillon cubes you want to mask it but it's still a rumschlumpel broth.
Googled it and couldn't find an answer. WTF is a rumschlumpel?
The guys username.
ok, ok...it's you-flavored soap.
I had the same thought and then landed on... I really fucking hope it is at least
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