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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago

My website only works with Chrome, but it has to be a specific old version of it. And you also need to install some extensions. Very specific versions of these extensions. Few of them already removed from the store due to security backdoors.

I have a Docker image you can use to run Chrome though.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 4 days ago

What version of Docker do I need to run your container?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

You'll need my fork of docker, and you'll need to apply a patch.

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 21 points 4 days ago

Can I run your patched version of docker on docker?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

No. You need to run it in a VM that runs TempleOS.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 days ago

Which version of TempleOS?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

My code is portable enough to support all versions.

[-] velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

How generous of you

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 15 points 4 days ago

Yes, with --privileged. It's totally safe. Trust me.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

At that point, just release your website as an electron app.

[-] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 79 points 5 days ago

I like this template so much better than the Spider-Man one that people constantly use backwards.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

But this one's also backwards? I haven't seen the movie, talking purely about the two photos.

[-] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 93 points 5 days ago

In the movie the glasses let the wearer see the truth. This template is often used backwards but it's correct in this case.

[-] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 14 points 4 days ago
[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"They Live!" A guy finds some strange sunglasses that lets him see the subliminal messages hidden in all our print and media and advertisements. He can also see aliens walking amongst the population, disguised as regular humans!

Turns out, Earth had been invaded by aliens long ago and they've been keeping us under their control with subliminal messages for decades.

[-] thisismyname@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

And the aliens definitely aren't allegory for capitalists

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago
[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

The Full movie is worth a watch.

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Perhaps the best line ever uttered in any movie. Rowdy Roddy Piper maybe a B movie actor at best, but he was meant to play that role in that movie.

I have often wondered: Who wore a kilt best. Bruce Campbell or Rowdy Roddy Piper. Campbell was a Sharp Dressed Man in his kilt for sure. But Piper wrestled in one for years-- it was his trade mark garb.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago

One of the best fight scenes in any move too.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The movie is called 'They Live'!

[-] Xylight@lemm.ee 35 points 4 days ago

When developing photon I always end up with more issues on chrome browsers than firefox. and half of those are because of its god awful scrollbar. Please use an overlay scrollbar instead of shifting the stupid page around, chrome.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

ugh yeah classic chrome am I right? (I forgot how to center a div)

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

Or... The client wanted a WordPress site and that's just the result of it.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Greatest format ever. I present you with the Demi-God of memes award for best use of THEY LIVE if you originated the template. If you did not originate you get the cool assed dude award for sharing. Many thanks.

[-] NekoKamiGuru@ttrpg.network 19 points 4 days ago

This has been a problem for a very very long time

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 12 points 4 days ago

I agree with you that failing to support multiple browsers is an old problem, but I think the cause has shifted.

Back in the last century, supporting both browsers amounted to sniffing the browser and implementing the same feature twice. document.layers vs document.all for example.

Nowadays I think the problem is different: we just don't know what's going on. The site is transpiled from TypeScript, written on top of React or Vue which drastically switches paradigm (bonus for Tailwind), packed with building tools, and the average dev has little understanding of what actually comes out. It's a tall stack of leaky abstractions on top of the already tall one of the web. The dev is pretty sure it works on Chrome so they say it does work there, but it was not even a deliberate choice.

[-] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 5 points 4 days ago

For most sites it’s a testing matrix issue. Most testing teams look at browser stats and choose how to apply their limited resources based on that. So the dev probably doesn’t even see the bug that exists for an old Firefox version as there’s no testing done on it.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

How did we get from "SGML varient for formatting text" to this?

this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2025
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